(Source: stephaniecalleja, via j3sustits)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via cl0se-yet-far)
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
(via 4irwalk)
- satan: let there be wifi passwords
- satan: let there be calories
- satan: let there be post limit
- satan: let there be swag
- satan: let there be crocs
- satan: let there be twilight
- satan: let there be One Direction fans
(Source: epit4phs, via mikayla-bo-bayla)
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
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